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  1. h4x

  2. LISN - Line Impedance Stablilsation Network 16 Amp 240 VAC
    A.F.J.
    492
    $AUD 3,000.00

  3. Do it yourself laser eye surgery! Just grab hold of the handles, press the buttong that says "Do Not Use" and center your pupil over the hole. In seconds your vision will change so drastically, you'll be able to look at everyone in an entirely new way! [no refunds]

  4. Caption:The new and improved version of the gaydar
    Gaydar: ugly...ugly....ugly...(points to Tasselfoot)FABULOUS FABULOUS FABULOUS!!
    I think it likes you O.o

  5. *QUOTES AUSTIN POWERS GOLD MEMBER*
    MY WINKEY WAS THE KEY!

  6. Oh Yeahh, you stick your connector in here and here. Then it will make me work. O.O

  7. its a transformer waiting for the right moment to attack! everybody run!

  8. it is a single phase power converter

  9. Internet Hate Machine

  10. condom anyone?

  11. Lol, I love how everyong posts AFTER the contest is over. :[ I did too... So, just to end all posts. STOP POSTING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WE GET THAT IT'S SOME MACHINE THAT'S USED TO DO SOMETHING. DO YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW MORE? "It's an iWTF" <---- AHAHAHAHAHAH no.

  12. its the thing man u know the thing

  13. Now Introducing the iWTF. is the most funny quote on here... Contest over.

  14. a controll panel to the G.w bushes misslles ;]

  15. Aww, I fail't.

  16. Now this is the story all about how
    My life got flipped, turned upside down
    And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
    I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air.
    In west toaster-oven born and raised
    On the counter where I spent most of my days
    Plugged in, boasting, toasting all cool
    And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys who were up to no good
    Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
    I got in one little fight and my knobs fell off
    they said Do not use: for we are ebil.
    I begged and pleaded with them the other day
    But they packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
    They gave me a kissin’ and they gave me my ticket
    I put my power supply on and said I might as well toast it.
    First class, yo this is bad,
    Drinking oil out of a champagne glass
    Is this what the people of Bel-air live like?
    Hmm this might be alright!
    I whistled for an outlet and when it came near the
    Namebrand said "fresh" and had

  17. it's great and all, but.... WHERE'S THE ON BUTTON!???

  18. If only a woman was this simple to operate.

  19. this shit right hurrr can make tupac come back, make clay aiken strait, and make someone vote for nader all at once!

  20. ok....where the hell is the socket!?

  21. my Easy Bake oven

  22. Sorry Tass, this isn't a vibrator.

  23. press the yellow button make it moan. Press the blue button make it scream. Press the middle button and it will kill you.

  24. go ahead..plug me in...oh and insert here...

  25. Oh no, Doc! Someone stole the Flux Capacitor!

  26. Circumcision of the future.

  27. left nipple goes in yellow right nipple goes into blue push button for a true charge. or for a speedy charge stick genitals into the center. any questions?

  28. Its like A blow job machine

  29. automated cavity searcher. just sit and press button on bottom right.lol. srry i was soooooo late i just got to get on the computer today.

  30. danm it looks like a pluge in

  31. Dude its a flux capasiter!!! lol But Realy... it is

  32. cut the red wire.

  33. buy your authentic ROB system!!! still fresh from the olden day. uy now and get the real ROB robot for free!!!

  34. "Insert Quarter Here, Or there."

  35. this unit the megaplexor increases the certain part of the male body.. lol the megaplexor BUY NOW!!!

  36. the matrix

  37. continuumtransfunctioner?

  38. Run for your life! GLaDOS is back, and this time trying to take over FFR! I knew this website was just another Portal!

  39. This is what happens when you play too much FFR, you turn into..Whatever that thing is, I'm so sorry Tass.

  40. "Hilary--About just as smart."

  41. Now this is our latest model in computers! We have yet to give it a name, but we will once we figure out what it does.....
    We belive it gives us free access to the government website.

  42. Honey, I shrunk the kids!

  43. omg thx tass u rock!

  44. 1 That's pretty hardcore for a toaster.
    2 The energizer bunnies secret
    3 The Continuum Transfunctioner [dude wheres my car]
    4 I told you gaydar was real.
    5 Mommy, is that where babies come from?
    6 It's electric boogie woogie woogie
    7 W.A.L.L.I.E.
    8 Michael Jackson's "CHILD MAGNET"
    9 The real question is, how do I put it back together?
    10 What happens to your microwave when the instruction manual was in Obispeño

  45. Now, Introducing... the iWTF.

  46. What do you mean you unplugged the internet?

  47. 1. please insert here (wait but whhear is here)
    2. pending pleas wait while your transaction is finished
    3. so thats the macine that killed the dinosauars.
    4. do not touch (ok you can touch it but you might die!!)
    5. hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ( does not compute robot busted kling spreee ahhhhhhhhhhhhh over load over load) thus the apocalypse

  48. 1. please insert here (wait but whhear is here)
    2. pending pleas wait while your transaction is finished
    3. so thats the macine that killed the dinosauars.
    4. do not touch (ok you can touch it but you might die!!)
    5. hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ( does not compute robot busted kling spreee ahhhhhhhhhhhhh over load over load) thus the apocalypse

  49. 1. please insert here (wait but whhear is here)
    2. pending pleas wait while your transaction is finished
    3. so thats the macine that killed the dinosauars.
    4. do not touch (ok you can touch it but you might die!!)
    5. hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ( does not compute robot busted king spreee ahhhhhhhhhhhhh over load over load) thus the apocalypse

  50. "What is it?"
    "Why its the cutting edge of technology honey!"
    "..but what does it do, and why do we need it?"
    "well you see umm... you just....."
    "yes?"
    "..........stfu no0b!"

  51. Omg, so thats what happened to Arch0wl.

  52. 1) Tass's baby picture.. lol
    2) Justin Timberlake got around to a future sex/love machine.
    3) Sex toy for old men who can't get it up.. the AFJ Zap it Up...

  53. The next event in the special olympics contest

  54. Insructions
    1) Plug into wall
    2) Lick Finger
    3) Insert finger into slot A

  55. "Perfect for all you mindless workers, now look like you're doing something pressing buttons with something elaborate!"

  56. "Well...If I plug it in here..and press this button..then this one and turn that little yellow knob.."

  57. The machine to end all boredom!

  58. we were at the beach ...everyone had matching towles. we went under a dock and there we Found a rock ....but it wasnt a rock it was a ...ROCK LOBSTER!!!!

  59. electrical socket thing: zzzzzzz......
    (it looked sorta like a sleeping face xD)

  60. 600W Dummy Load
    (aka ffr)

  61. it looks like one of the oxygen in haler for people have hard time to breathe(mostly for old people)

  62. now how does this fricken thing work...

  63. Exaggerated soft ice cream dispenser.

  64. Tass has an oldschool inhaler
    :D

  65. "Um, sir. I think we found HAL in your closet."

  66. This be a Flux Capacitor.

  67. hmm... is that george bushes advisor? i knew he was a retard lolz

  68. hmm.... it says insert plug here.... does it mean the 3 circle thingies or the big ass plug....... they need 2 fix this shytty book so i can actually read it D:

  69. the new and improved..... wtf is that thing? i thought i was advertising gameboys u liars!!!

  70. automatic stepfile machine dose the work in half the time it takes normal people to screw up

  71. When children ask "Where do babies come from?" This is the answer you try to avoid telling them.

  72. Shashakiro is proof that even anyone can be as talented as Asian people, all you have to do is look Asian, and God does the rest... or Buddha

  73. If you're out of beer and have no way to lose brain cells, TRY TO FIGURE OUT THIS PICEC OF $#@! if you can actually work this new and exciting item, we'll give you a free brain cell deleter attachment FREE OF CHARGE because no one should be as smart as you, unless you're Shashakiro.

  74. "The manual just says insert"... *zip*

  75. _Insert Here

  76. "Ohhhh so thats where i put it"

  77. LISN - Line Impedance Stablilsation Network 16 Amp 240 VAC its for testing luminaries

  78. and then the children wasted about 2 hours trying to think of a funny comment about this ugly piece of crap.

  79. is that my compenis? oh snap! (pun attended)

  80. The children just didn't know it was really an enema dispenser.

  81. http://www.ferret.com.au/c/Westek-Electronics/AFJ-Test-System-for-luminaries-available-from-Westek-Electronics-n734488

  82. AFJ Test System for luminaries available from Westek Electronics

  83. Thats a Line Impedance Stablilsation Network

  84. That is an Spectrum Analyser

  85. probably some hospital thing lol

  86. George Bush's right hand man.

  87. hey thats my old computer i used to play ffr on

  88. This is defiantly a toilet. You poop into the hole thing in the middle. The blue nob thing shoots out a nice odder eliminating spray that is obviously strawberry scented. The yellow one is defiantly the most important; this one lets out some anti-bacterial lotion, making your hands smell bad but keeping them clean. The nob looking thing in the right is a place to plug in your headphones (yes people, this nifty machine allows you to listen to your favorite artists while taking a dump) [headphones not included!]. The button at the bottom left is the flusher. Make sure that you push this button, because if you don't the next person who uses it will get an unexpected surprise. The two buttons in the middle are really nothing. They're just put there by the manufacturers to look cool. You may have to empty the contents of this toilet every week or so. By the way, this toilet is on its side, so it should be facing up so you can sit on it. Trust me on this one you guys. I know my t

  89. Fail.

  90. So, You plug it in right here....
    What was that?
    Are you okay Snake?
    Snake?!?!
    SSSSNNNNAAAAAKKKKKKEEEE!!!!!!!!!

  91. The AFJ on the bottom right is..
    Another failed justice.
    Iunno, i'm too late anyways, at 4:30 EST I'm still at school...

  92. strongly connected with synthlight.. is this one of his stepfiles?

  93. PLEASE INSERT BLUNT END OF YOUR UNIT HERE

  94. This is a machine that make u think is a machine but is not a machine that make u think its a machine that u think is a machine but u still think is a machine evin if is a machine that make u think is a machine ,im just saying that machine is a machine ... maybe not

  95. My parents were being funny when they gave me a "laptop". They did say it would be a surprise.....

  96. are you bored retarded and have nothing to do with your life? well then get this thing with wires! it has plugs for people with adhd and hooks and wires too shock emo people when sad! order now!

  97. welcome to my space gadgets on command

  98. gameboy man

  99. this type of object makes you think "what the hell have the Japanese/Chinese been doing with their lifes"

  100. You dumb shit, you made it inside out >_>

  101. No Tass... it's my turn with the SexBox...
    HER NAME IS SONY!!!

  102. (this message is for emo kids only)it's a freaking machine, you plug things into it, you turn it on, it doesn't work, it displays a giant hologram of the excersism movie on full blast and it keeps your eyelids open and follows you around, oh and if you just plug a green wire with the words ph3ar t3h p3ngu1n$ on it and press go u got yourself a best friend; oh yeah and..... tass pwn3ds so much, he is the ruler of all flying machines and man kind (im the ruler of cows though but oh well) tass rocks tass rocks tass rocks

  103. "Finally I have made a machine campable of dominating the world! Now where did I put that energy sphere?"
    I know I'm too late but I wanted to make one anyway.

  104. According to the little yellow lable, this machine was not meant to be used.

  105. R2D2's brother

  106. its a time machine duh!!! u can easily c where the crystals go

  107. Compaion Cube 2.0
    The AFJ cube is a lie...

  108. Made in Japan.

  109. Portable electricity. Expiration date: 1st of April.

  110. This is the new 3000 model of the Caption Writer Delux!
    it'll shot your webs and shoops your cats!
    [who cares if i cant win lol, just bored like tass =/]

  111. this is before poeple new how 2 masturbate so they watched this weird thing

  112. square