Do it yourself laser eye surgery! Just grab hold of the handles, press the buttong that says "Do Not Use" and center your pupil over the hole. In seconds your vision will change so drastically, you'll be able to look at everyone in an entirely new way! [no refunds]
Caption:The new and improved version of the gaydar Gaydar: ugly...ugly....ugly...(points to Tasselfoot)FABULOUS FABULOUS FABULOUS!! I think it likes you O.o
Lol, I love how everyong posts AFTER the contest is over. :[ I did too... So, just to end all posts. STOP POSTING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WE GET THAT IT'S SOME MACHINE THAT'S USED TO DO SOMETHING. DO YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW MORE? "It's an iWTF" <---- AHAHAHAHAHAH no.
Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air. In west toaster-oven born and raised On the counter where I spent most of my days Plugged in, boasting, toasting all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my knobs fell off they said Do not use: for we are ebil. I begged and pleaded with them the other day But they packed my suitcase and sent me on my way They gave me a kissin’ and they gave me my ticket I put my power supply on and said I might as well toast it. First class, yo this is bad, Drinking oil out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-air live like? Hmm this might be alright! I whistled for an outlet and when it came near the Namebrand said "fresh" and had
left nipple goes in yellow right nipple goes into blue push button for a true charge. or for a speedy charge stick genitals into the center. any questions?
Now this is our latest model in computers! We have yet to give it a name, but we will once we figure out what it does..... We belive it gives us free access to the government website.
1 That's pretty hardcore for a toaster. 2 The energizer bunnies secret 3 The Continuum Transfunctioner [dude wheres my car] 4 I told you gaydar was real. 5 Mommy, is that where babies come from? 6 It's electric boogie woogie woogie 7 W.A.L.L.I.E. 8 Michael Jackson's "CHILD MAGNET" 9 The real question is, how do I put it back together? 10 What happens to your microwave when the instruction manual was in Obispeño
1. please insert here (wait but whhear is here) 2. pending pleas wait while your transaction is finished 3. so thats the macine that killed the dinosauars. 4. do not touch (ok you can touch it but you might die!!) 5. hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ( does not compute robot busted kling spreee ahhhhhhhhhhhhh over load over load) thus the apocalypse
1. please insert here (wait but whhear is here) 2. pending pleas wait while your transaction is finished 3. so thats the macine that killed the dinosauars. 4. do not touch (ok you can touch it but you might die!!) 5. hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ( does not compute robot busted kling spreee ahhhhhhhhhhhhh over load over load) thus the apocalypse
1. please insert here (wait but whhear is here) 2. pending pleas wait while your transaction is finished 3. so thats the macine that killed the dinosauars. 4. do not touch (ok you can touch it but you might die!!) 5. hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ( does not compute robot busted king spreee ahhhhhhhhhhhhh over load over load) thus the apocalypse
"What is it?" "Why its the cutting edge of technology honey!" "..but what does it do, and why do we need it?" "well you see umm... you just....." "yes?" "..........stfu no0b!"
1) Tass's baby picture.. lol 2) Justin Timberlake got around to a future sex/love machine. 3) Sex toy for old men who can't get it up.. the AFJ Zap it Up...
we were at the beach ...everyone had matching towles. we went under a dock and there we Found a rock ....but it wasnt a rock it was a ...ROCK LOBSTER!!!!
hmm.... it says insert plug here.... does it mean the 3 circle thingies or the big ass plug....... they need 2 fix this shytty book so i can actually read it D:
If you're out of beer and have no way to lose brain cells, TRY TO FIGURE OUT THIS PICEC OF $#@! if you can actually work this new and exciting item, we'll give you a free brain cell deleter attachment FREE OF CHARGE because no one should be as smart as you, unless you're Shashakiro.
This is defiantly a toilet. You poop into the hole thing in the middle. The blue nob thing shoots out a nice odder eliminating spray that is obviously strawberry scented. The yellow one is defiantly the most important; this one lets out some anti-bacterial lotion, making your hands smell bad but keeping them clean. The nob looking thing in the right is a place to plug in your headphones (yes people, this nifty machine allows you to listen to your favorite artists while taking a dump) [headphones not included!]. The button at the bottom left is the flusher. Make sure that you push this button, because if you don't the next person who uses it will get an unexpected surprise. The two buttons in the middle are really nothing. They're just put there by the manufacturers to look cool. You may have to empty the contents of this toilet every week or so. By the way, this toilet is on its side, so it should be facing up so you can sit on it. Trust me on this one you guys. I know my t
This is a machine that make u think is a machine but is not a machine that make u think its a machine that u think is a machine but u still think is a machine evin if is a machine that make u think is a machine ,im just saying that machine is a machine ... maybe not
are you bored retarded and have nothing to do with your life? well then get this thing with wires! it has plugs for people with adhd and hooks and wires too shock emo people when sad! order now!
(this message is for emo kids only)it's a freaking machine, you plug things into it, you turn it on, it doesn't work, it displays a giant hologram of the excersism movie on full blast and it keeps your eyelids open and follows you around, oh and if you just plug a green wire with the words ph3ar t3h p3ngu1n$ on it and press go u got yourself a best friend; oh yeah and..... tass pwn3ds so much, he is the ruler of all flying machines and man kind (im the ruler of cows though but oh well) tass rocks tass rocks tass rocks
"Finally I have made a machine campable of dominating the world! Now where did I put that energy sphere?" I know I'm too late but I wanted to make one anyway.
This is the new 3000 model of the Caption Writer Delux! it'll shot your webs and shoops your cats! [who cares if i cant win lol, just bored like tass =/]
Posted at 11:51am on October 31st, 2008
h4x
Posted at 12:23pm on April 15th, 2008
LISN - Line Impedance Stablilsation Network 16 Amp 240 VAC
A.F.J.
492
$AUD 3,000.00
Posted at 12:05pm on March 24th, 2008
Do it yourself laser eye surgery! Just grab hold of the handles, press the buttong that says "Do Not Use" and center your pupil over the hole. In seconds your vision will change so drastically, you'll be able to look at everyone in an entirely new way! [no refunds]
Posted at 6:55pm on March 19th, 2008
Caption:The new and improved version of the gaydar
Gaydar: ugly...ugly....ugly...(points to Tasselfoot)FABULOUS FABULOUS FABULOUS!!
I think it likes you O.o
Posted at 4:55pm on March 19th, 2008
*QUOTES AUSTIN POWERS GOLD MEMBER*
MY WINKEY WAS THE KEY!
Posted at 4:36pm on March 19th, 2008
Oh Yeahh, you stick your connector in here and here. Then it will make me work. O.O
Posted at 4:10pm on March 19th, 2008
its a transformer waiting for the right moment to attack! everybody run!
Posted at 8:00am on March 19th, 2008
it is a single phase power converter
Posted at 3:08am on March 19th, 2008
Internet Hate Machine
Posted at 9:19pm on March 18th, 2008
condom anyone?
Posted at 3:10pm on March 18th, 2008
Lol, I love how everyong posts AFTER the contest is over. :[ I did too... So, just to end all posts. STOP POSTING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WE GET THAT IT'S SOME MACHINE THAT'S USED TO DO SOMETHING. DO YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW MORE? "It's an iWTF" <---- AHAHAHAHAHAH no.
Posted at 1:05pm on March 18th, 2008
its the thing man u know the thing
Posted at 10:34am on March 18th, 2008
Now Introducing the iWTF. is the most funny quote on here... Contest over.
Posted at 10:24am on March 18th, 2008
a controll panel to the G.w bushes misslles ;]
Posted at 10:17am on March 18th, 2008
Aww, I fail't.
Posted at 10:17am on March 18th, 2008
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air.
In west toaster-oven born and raised
On the counter where I spent most of my days
Plugged in, boasting, toasting all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my knobs fell off
they said Do not use: for we are ebil.
I begged and pleaded with them the other day
But they packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
They gave me a kissin’ and they gave me my ticket
I put my power supply on and said I might as well toast it.
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking oil out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-air live like?
Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for an outlet and when it came near the
Namebrand said "fresh" and had
Posted at 4:34am on March 18th, 2008
it's great and all, but.... WHERE'S THE ON BUTTON!???
Posted at 2:52am on March 18th, 2008
If only a woman was this simple to operate.
Posted at 12:27am on March 18th, 2008
this shit right hurrr can make tupac come back, make clay aiken strait, and make someone vote for nader all at once!
Posted at 8:42pm on March 17th, 2008
ok....where the hell is the socket!?
Posted at 8:38pm on March 17th, 2008
my Easy Bake oven
Posted at 7:33pm on March 17th, 2008
Sorry Tass, this isn't a vibrator.
Posted at 6:53pm on March 17th, 2008
press the yellow button make it moan. Press the blue button make it scream. Press the middle button and it will kill you.
Posted at 5:40pm on March 17th, 2008
go ahead..plug me in...oh and insert here...
Posted at 2:25pm on March 17th, 2008
Oh no, Doc! Someone stole the Flux Capacitor!
Posted at 2:21pm on March 17th, 2008
Circumcision of the future.
Posted at 7:23am on March 17th, 2008
left nipple goes in yellow right nipple goes into blue push button for a true charge. or for a speedy charge stick genitals into the center. any questions?
Posted at 7:11am on March 17th, 2008
Its like A blow job machine
Posted at 11:06pm on March 16th, 2008
automated cavity searcher. just sit and press button on bottom right.lol. srry i was soooooo late i just got to get on the computer today.
Posted at 10:57pm on March 16th, 2008
danm it looks like a pluge in
Posted at 10:16pm on March 16th, 2008
Dude its a flux capasiter!!! lol But Realy... it is
Posted at 8:28pm on March 16th, 2008
cut the red wire.
Posted at 8:13pm on March 16th, 2008
buy your authentic ROB system!!! still fresh from the olden day. uy now and get the real ROB robot for free!!!
Posted at 7:43pm on March 16th, 2008
"Insert Quarter Here, Or there."
Posted at 6:55pm on March 16th, 2008
this unit the megaplexor increases the certain part of the male body.. lol the megaplexor BUY NOW!!!
Posted at 5:02pm on March 16th, 2008
the matrix
Posted at 3:45pm on March 16th, 2008
continuumtransfunctioner?
Posted at 2:34pm on March 16th, 2008
Run for your life! GLaDOS is back, and this time trying to take over FFR! I knew this website was just another Portal!
Posted at 2:28pm on March 16th, 2008
This is what happens when you play too much FFR, you turn into..Whatever that thing is, I'm so sorry Tass.
Posted at 1:28pm on March 16th, 2008
"Hilary--About just as smart."
Posted at 12:30pm on March 16th, 2008
Now this is our latest model in computers! We have yet to give it a name, but we will once we figure out what it does.....
We belive it gives us free access to the government website.
Posted at 12:29pm on March 16th, 2008
Honey, I shrunk the kids!
Posted at 12:25pm on March 16th, 2008
omg thx tass u rock!
Posted at 12:24pm on March 16th, 2008
1 That's pretty hardcore for a toaster.
2 The energizer bunnies secret
3 The Continuum Transfunctioner [dude wheres my car]
4 I told you gaydar was real.
5 Mommy, is that where babies come from?
6 It's electric boogie woogie woogie
7 W.A.L.L.I.E.
8 Michael Jackson's "CHILD MAGNET"
9 The real question is, how do I put it back together?
10 What happens to your microwave when the instruction manual was in Obispeño
Posted at 11:08am on March 16th, 2008
Now, Introducing... the iWTF.
Posted at 11:18pm on March 15th, 2008
What do you mean you unplugged the internet?
Posted at 9:41pm on March 15th, 2008
1. please insert here (wait but whhear is here)
2. pending pleas wait while your transaction is finished
3. so thats the macine that killed the dinosauars.
4. do not touch (ok you can touch it but you might die!!)
5. hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ( does not compute robot busted kling spreee ahhhhhhhhhhhhh over load over load) thus the apocalypse
Posted at 9:41pm on March 15th, 2008
1. please insert here (wait but whhear is here)
2. pending pleas wait while your transaction is finished
3. so thats the macine that killed the dinosauars.
4. do not touch (ok you can touch it but you might die!!)
5. hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ( does not compute robot busted kling spreee ahhhhhhhhhhhhh over load over load) thus the apocalypse
Posted at 9:41pm on March 15th, 2008
1. please insert here (wait but whhear is here)
2. pending pleas wait while your transaction is finished
3. so thats the macine that killed the dinosauars.
4. do not touch (ok you can touch it but you might die!!)
5. hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ( does not compute robot busted king spreee ahhhhhhhhhhhhh over load over load) thus the apocalypse
Posted at 4:45pm on March 15th, 2008
"What is it?"
"Why its the cutting edge of technology honey!"
"..but what does it do, and why do we need it?"
"well you see umm... you just....."
"yes?"
"..........stfu no0b!"
Posted at 4:13pm on March 15th, 2008
Omg, so thats what happened to Arch0wl.
Posted at 3:49pm on March 15th, 2008
1) Tass's baby picture.. lol
2) Justin Timberlake got around to a future sex/love machine.
3) Sex toy for old men who can't get it up.. the AFJ Zap it Up...
Posted at 3:48pm on March 15th, 2008
The next event in the special olympics contest
Posted at 3:28pm on March 15th, 2008
Insructions
1) Plug into wall
2) Lick Finger
3) Insert finger into slot A
Posted at 3:17pm on March 15th, 2008
"Perfect for all you mindless workers, now look like you're doing something pressing buttons with something elaborate!"
Posted at 3:15pm on March 15th, 2008
"Well...If I plug it in here..and press this button..then this one and turn that little yellow knob.."
Posted at 2:53pm on March 15th, 2008
The machine to end all boredom!
Posted at 12:56pm on March 15th, 2008
we were at the beach ...everyone had matching towles. we went under a dock and there we Found a rock ....but it wasnt a rock it was a ...ROCK LOBSTER!!!!
Posted at 12:43pm on March 15th, 2008
electrical socket thing: zzzzzzz......
(it looked sorta like a sleeping face xD)
Posted at 11:58am on March 15th, 2008
600W Dummy Load
(aka ffr)
Posted at 11:57am on March 15th, 2008
it looks like one of the oxygen in haler for people have hard time to breathe(mostly for old people)
Posted at 11:19am on March 15th, 2008
now how does this fricken thing work...
Posted at 10:54am on March 15th, 2008
Exaggerated soft ice cream dispenser.
Posted at 10:25am on March 15th, 2008
Tass has an oldschool inhaler
:D
Posted at 6:22am on March 15th, 2008
"Um, sir. I think we found HAL in your closet."
Posted at 2:37am on March 15th, 2008
This be a Flux Capacitor.
Posted at 2:10am on March 15th, 2008
hmm... is that george bushes advisor? i knew he was a retard lolz
Posted at 2:09am on March 15th, 2008
hmm.... it says insert plug here.... does it mean the 3 circle thingies or the big ass plug....... they need 2 fix this shytty book so i can actually read it D:
Posted at 2:06am on March 15th, 2008
the new and improved..... wtf is that thing? i thought i was advertising gameboys u liars!!!
Posted at 1:17am on March 15th, 2008
automatic stepfile machine dose the work in half the time it takes normal people to screw up
Posted at 1:11am on March 15th, 2008
When children ask "Where do babies come from?" This is the answer you try to avoid telling them.
Posted at 12:24am on March 15th, 2008
Shashakiro is proof that even anyone can be as talented as Asian people, all you have to do is look Asian, and God does the rest... or Buddha
Posted at 12:23am on March 15th, 2008
If you're out of beer and have no way to lose brain cells, TRY TO FIGURE OUT THIS PICEC OF $#@! if you can actually work this new and exciting item, we'll give you a free brain cell deleter attachment FREE OF CHARGE because no one should be as smart as you, unless you're Shashakiro.
Posted at 12:19am on March 15th, 2008
"The manual just says insert"... *zip*
Posted at 12:04am on March 15th, 2008
_Insert Here
Posted at 11:35pm on March 14th, 2008
"Ohhhh so thats where i put it"
Posted at 11:11pm on March 14th, 2008
LISN - Line Impedance Stablilsation Network 16 Amp 240 VAC its for testing luminaries
Posted at 11:06pm on March 14th, 2008
and then the children wasted about 2 hours trying to think of a funny comment about this ugly piece of crap.
Posted at 11:04pm on March 14th, 2008
is that my compenis? oh snap! (pun attended)
Posted at 10:35pm on March 14th, 2008
The children just didn't know it was really an enema dispenser.
Posted at 9:54pm on March 14th, 2008
http://www.ferret.com.au/c/Westek-Electronics/AFJ-Test-System-for-luminaries-available-from-Westek-Electronics-n734488
Posted at 9:53pm on March 14th, 2008
AFJ Test System for luminaries available from Westek Electronics
Posted at 9:47pm on March 14th, 2008
Thats a Line Impedance Stablilsation Network
Posted at 9:46pm on March 14th, 2008
That is an Spectrum Analyser
Posted at 9:13pm on March 14th, 2008
probably some hospital thing lol
Posted at 8:52pm on March 14th, 2008
George Bush's right hand man.
Posted at 8:27pm on March 14th, 2008
hey thats my old computer i used to play ffr on
Posted at 8:07pm on March 14th, 2008
This is defiantly a toilet. You poop into the hole thing in the middle. The blue nob thing shoots out a nice odder eliminating spray that is obviously strawberry scented. The yellow one is defiantly the most important; this one lets out some anti-bacterial lotion, making your hands smell bad but keeping them clean. The nob looking thing in the right is a place to plug in your headphones (yes people, this nifty machine allows you to listen to your favorite artists while taking a dump) [headphones not included!]. The button at the bottom left is the flusher. Make sure that you push this button, because if you don't the next person who uses it will get an unexpected surprise. The two buttons in the middle are really nothing. They're just put there by the manufacturers to look cool. You may have to empty the contents of this toilet every week or so. By the way, this toilet is on its side, so it should be facing up so you can sit on it. Trust me on this one you guys. I know my t
Posted at 7:50pm on March 14th, 2008
Fail.
Posted at 7:36pm on March 14th, 2008
So, You plug it in right here....
What was that?
Are you okay Snake?
Snake?!?!
SSSSNNNNAAAAAKKKKKKEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 7:34pm on March 14th, 2008
The AFJ on the bottom right is..
Another failed justice.
Iunno, i'm too late anyways, at 4:30 EST I'm still at school...
Posted at 7:27pm on March 14th, 2008
strongly connected with synthlight.. is this one of his stepfiles?
Posted at 7:15pm on March 14th, 2008
PLEASE INSERT BLUNT END OF YOUR UNIT HERE
Posted at 7:07pm on March 14th, 2008
This is a machine that make u think is a machine but is not a machine that make u think its a machine that u think is a machine but u still think is a machine evin if is a machine that make u think is a machine ,im just saying that machine is a machine ... maybe not
Posted at 6:57pm on March 14th, 2008
My parents were being funny when they gave me a "laptop". They did say it would be a surprise.....
Posted at 6:29pm on March 14th, 2008
are you bored retarded and have nothing to do with your life? well then get this thing with wires! it has plugs for people with adhd and hooks and wires too shock emo people when sad! order now!
Posted at 6:19pm on March 14th, 2008
welcome to my space gadgets on command
Posted at 6:15pm on March 14th, 2008
gameboy man
Posted at 6:02pm on March 14th, 2008
this type of object makes you think "what the hell have the Japanese/Chinese been doing with their lifes"
Posted at 5:56pm on March 14th, 2008
You dumb shit, you made it inside out >_>
Posted at 5:50pm on March 14th, 2008
No Tass... it's my turn with the SexBox...
HER NAME IS SONY!!!
Posted at 5:30pm on March 14th, 2008
(this message is for emo kids only)it's a freaking machine, you plug things into it, you turn it on, it doesn't work, it displays a giant hologram of the excersism movie on full blast and it keeps your eyelids open and follows you around, oh and if you just plug a green wire with the words ph3ar t3h p3ngu1n$ on it and press go u got yourself a best friend; oh yeah and..... tass pwn3ds so much, he is the ruler of all flying machines and man kind (im the ruler of cows though but oh well) tass rocks tass rocks tass rocks
Posted at 5:29pm on March 14th, 2008
"Finally I have made a machine campable of dominating the world! Now where did I put that energy sphere?"
I know I'm too late but I wanted to make one anyway.
Posted at 5:22pm on March 14th, 2008
According to the little yellow lable, this machine was not meant to be used.
Posted at 5:12pm on March 14th, 2008
R2D2's brother
Posted at 5:11pm on March 14th, 2008
its a time machine duh!!! u can easily c where the crystals go
Posted at 5:05pm on March 14th, 2008
Compaion Cube 2.0
The AFJ cube is a lie...
Posted at 5:04pm on March 14th, 2008
Made in Japan.
Posted at 5:03pm on March 14th, 2008
Portable electricity. Expiration date: 1st of April.
Posted at 5:01pm on March 14th, 2008
This is the new 3000 model of the Caption Writer Delux!
it'll shot your webs and shoops your cats!
[who cares if i cant win lol, just bored like tass =/]
Posted at 4:49pm on March 14th, 2008
this is before poeple new how 2 masturbate so they watched this weird thing